@BrendanMcKeigan: Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.
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@JamColley: two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life.
@david8hughes: All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles.
@richardosman: Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon.