@fillthevacuum: Got out of the car and dropped my keys in the gutter. They landed next to my mind, which I thought I'd lost.
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@TimJohnish: "I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today." -Cats
@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog
@Kendragarden: My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?