@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.
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@Sophie2078: If anything bites you, chain yourself in the basement for the next full moon. Just to be sure. *things I learned from horrors
@TheDailySchmuck: *wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?
@9to5Life: "911, what's your emergency?" "My kids are being jerks." "Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here." "Are you gonna send help?" "..."