@KevinFarzad: Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game.
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@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
@ThoughtOtter: Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine.
@pharmasean: My sons kidnappers: if u ever want to see your son alive, press 1. Para Español marque dos Me: ugh i just want to speak to a real person