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@DomBorrett: Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home'

Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'

Grandma: ‘And that’s how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home’

Me: ‘So you haven’t seen my scarf?’

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