@ktmcburr: Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?
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@CaniacMONK: My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
@Sarcasticsapien: I hope I die alone. I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.