@ktmcburr: Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?
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@Bdell1014: If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights
@emceekayvee: Gym employee: Sorry ma'am, but to cancel your membership you have to come in & fill out paperwork. Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
@bobvulfov: genie: i can grant u any three wishes, anything u desire me: ok i wish for a mcflurry genie: ah sorry the machine isn't working right now
@Sarcasticsapien: Saying "to each his own" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion.