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@daemonic3: [grocery store]

Ok, milk... Check!
Eggs... Check!
Tomatoes... Check!

"Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"

[grocery store]

Ok, milk… Check!
Eggs… Check!
Tomatoes… Check!

“Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?”

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