@Ivsy01: Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!
@caribbeanaj: Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat
@YWIR: Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile
@pixelatedboat: Godspeed, John Glenn
@TheTweetOfGod: The problem with rich people is you're not one of them.
@Anti_Joke_Apple: I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg.