@Ivsy01: Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!
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@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
@MavenofHonor: *grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring
@Dawn_M_: He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul.
@rolldiggity: A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing