@craigdtull: Growing a beard is the closest I've come to caring for an animal.
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@HomeProbably: When someone asks for advice about dumping their partner, they don't mean in the woods. I know that now.
@tragecies: Biden: What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office Obama: Joe, no Biden: I already ordered the paint Obama: Joe
@EJGomez: judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow