@Rollmaninoz: Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere.
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@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?
@WisdomGifs: You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic.
@Julie_Cooker: Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time.