@Rollmaninoz: Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere.
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@PantsDonkey: Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works.
@ddsmidt: X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first