@Clint_Bing: Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back
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@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@weinerdog4life: When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you
@iwearaonesie: *sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*