@Clint_Bing: Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back
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@SaraESpivey: My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now.
@Reverend_Scott: "I'm soooo tired!" [lays down in bed] "I'm soooo comfortable!" Bladder: Sup bro
@WilliamAder: Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about.