@iscoff: [Guy on the Death Star who's really sick of hearing Vader's breathing but is too scared to say anything]: I'm going to put on some music
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@JohnLyonTweets: Three things you should not watch being made are sausages, laws, and your little brother.
@robfee: Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire.
@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.