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@KeetPotato: guy: [stands up at front of plane]
me: "please don't be overbooked"
guy: [pulls gun] "this plane is now under my control"
me: "oh thank god"

guy: [stands up at front of plane]
me: “please don’t be overbooked”
guy: [pulls gun] “this plane is now under my control”
me: “oh thank god”

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