@AllanCresswell: Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?
@EZ_G: Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male.
@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.
@RdrJay47: Drive Thru Clerk: Wow, you smell good. What are you wearing?
Me: [hiding fries from the other drive thru] You wouldn't know, it's french.
@13spencer: I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game:
What food is rotting in the office kitchen?
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