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@DanMentos: *guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick*
Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?

-commercial for business cards

*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don’t you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards
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