@truegritrumble: GUY WHO INVENTED JACK-O-LANTERNS: I bet this gourd would be cooler if it looked like it wanted to murder me.
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@weinerdog4life: Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?
@mattZillaaaa: Only take relationship advice from people who have really healthy relationships. So, no one
@AlexRogaski: *lifts 10 pound weight* Nice. *adds "salmon" to list of animals I could protect a woman from*