@angeliav68: Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food..
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@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
@Mr_Kapowski: U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him
@walks_on_legs: Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.