@angeliav68: Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food..
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@dulcetry: My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download
@DomComedy: If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.
@TheHyyyype: [first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs
@Jagershot901: Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly.