@damakattack: Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on
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@TheAlexNevil: Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT
@internetluke: *as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 "Wow, push-ups?" Uhm, no? Just learning to count.
@Moldy_Jellybean: My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver.