@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
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@howe007: Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
@IamEnidColeslaw: watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome
@trevso_electric: I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son.