@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
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@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."
@itchyturtle: Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend.
@Marlebean: I don't care if you're 30 or 50, sometimes I'll flirt with you. -"I'm 21." Omg eww, get away from me!
@3sunzzz: [Bob Dylan giving singing lessons] I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth.