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@Mr_Kapowski: [gym]

Trainer: You here to get cut?

Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill

[gym]

Trainer: You here to get cut?

Me: Uhh no, I’m already circumcised and if that’s covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill

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