@DudeInABearSuit: Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point.
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@fraservalleyjay: Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say "Hey! Sorry I'm late."
@BlairLoudly: Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic.
@kumailn: "Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes. Time to close the investigation forever." - cops in GTA 5
@nellyweather: "What's your favourite Pixar film?" "Up, yours?" "No need to be like that I was only asking"