@DudeInABearSuit: Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@heatherlou_: I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone.
@OutOfLeftField_: I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."
@drewtoothpaste: Get a big metal box, label it "TIME CAPSULE" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like.