@DudeInABearSuit: Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point.
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@milehighocd: Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*
@WilliamAder: I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name.
@3sunzzz: H: The house is empty, why don't you go and slip into something more comfortable? Me: great idea *comes back wearing fuzzy penguin pajamas*