@imteddybless: haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho
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@thatstings: *Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize
@XplodingUnicorn: My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment.
@ericonederful: I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together.