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@bitterADDitude: Hair in bun=housework
Hair in ponytail=oral sex
Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet

Hair in bun=housework
Hair in ponytail=oral sex
Body language is important-So he doesn’t get excited when I’m about to 2 scrub the toilet

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