@DonQuickoats: Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet
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@PoblicMenace: If using your 4yo as a remote control to fetch things makes you a bad parent, then I'm a bad parent... A bad parent with an ice cold beer.
@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@MichaelTrying: My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited.