@DonQuickoats: Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet
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@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@PyrBliss: I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again.
@myonlymizztake: Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.