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@D2_Barney_McG: "Half a dozen" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<
@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
@2tickytacky: I posted a selfie and someone commented "Oh my! That was brave.".
@Brampersandon_: Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel.
@wittwitbarista: With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.
@WeissBrandon: Jesus take the wheel
~ Mexicans stripping a car