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@Pro_Jones_: (Halloween Party)

Friend: What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment"

Friend: But you always wear that

Me: Yeah.

(Halloween Party)

Friend: What’s your costume?

Me: I’m dressed as “A total disappointment”

Friend: But you always wear that

Me: Yeah.

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