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@briancthayer: [Halloween]

Lady: what are you this this year?

Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm.

Lady: *faints*

[Halloween]

Lady: what are you this this year?

Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I’m at 10% and it’s only 7pm.

Lady: *faints*

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