@OhNoSheTwitnt: Pixar has made me feel affection towards rats, bugs, fish, robots, monsters and even cars. The real test would be a movie about coworkers.

@Rollinintheseat: When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit.

@valerie_tosi: Homeless dude asked me for $10. Thought it was greedy but realized that we were standing outside Whole Foods. Totally legitimate request.

@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.

@Norsebysw: Somewhere on a windy pasture under this moon there's a barbed wire fence I left more of myself on than I realized.