@joejwest: HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me
Not much I can do
@ehdannyboy: Still my favourite meme.
@KeetPotato: It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
@Andrea__B__: So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons
@hardlyrelevant: (interview for construction job)
Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs?
Me: (proudly) Didn't even have to look at the instructions
@lifecoachfit: I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours.
Shhhhh. Stop crying.