@joejwest: HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me
Not much I can do
@withanewname: My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone.
@BrattyBarbie: Very little scares me. So does very big.
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@JohnHilsen: The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated.
@JasonLastname: If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer.