@joejwest: HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me
Not much I can do
@SCbchbum: me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling w/the math: may i offer him a beer?
@ericsshadow: HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA:
Go to an ATM.
@WornOutMommy: I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat!
@jakob_huber: Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away.
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."