@joejwest: HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me
Not much I can do
@Parentpains: Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
@animaldrumss: Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive.
@Cheeseboy22: If the Pottery Barn didn't want me to bring my goat in the store, they shouldn't have called it a barn.
@Mulva74: Yoga may be the key to your flexibility.
Alcohol is the key to mine.
@outsmartedmommy: The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.