@AmberTozer: "Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you" - my fashion blog
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@Juan_Incognito: I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.
@notacroc: [alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti] ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti
@LizHackett: Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas.
@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*