@DanDoofus: Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking.
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@WhatevaConc: No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning.
@TEXASVETERAN: Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works.
@El_nacho_Nigre: So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?
@CarolineCasey: Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.