@causticbob: Happy thanksgiving!
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@krishna_van: Quitting the gym because it's easier, quicker and cheaper to simply invite my friends over for dinner every day and make them fatter than me
@david8hughes: The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder.
@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself