@KyleMcDowell86: Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?
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@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood.
@InternetHippo: It’s inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday
@Pro_Jones_: Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal