@KyleMcDowell86: Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?
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@dafloydsta: [marriage counseling] He barely knows who I am anymore "That's not true, Karen" LINDA, MY NAME IS LINDA
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.