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@KyleMcDowell86: Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?
@Contwixt: No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.
@juneohara65: Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.
@Prof_Hinkley: You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle
@joe_binkley: I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say "I don't think you're ready."