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@JayDee422: Hash browns not tags.
@RyanAndrewMitch: I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME.
@skullmandible: hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore
@Thynebear: [Jesus at the bar]
"Oh, I'll just have a water"
*winks at camera*
@fro_vo: *boss calls me into office*
"um but sir my name is--"
Be quiet you're "into office" now
@sploosk: ME: I need to pee really bad
TEACHER: can you hold it?
ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid