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@Tommytoughstuff: "Have a seat"
*Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.*
"Dad I..." **Dad puts up hand* "Please don't call me that."

“Have a seat” 
*Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.*
“Dad I…” **Dad puts up hand* “Please don’t call me that.”

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