@ManvAlcohol: Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you're no detective.
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@Robski_Boy: If I reach 700 followers, I'm gonna tweet naked for the next hour. Won't do much for you guys, but it'll certainly liven up Starbucks.
@ninjadinosaur1: I'm pretty sure there isn't a single Australian animal that wouldn't look good in a top hat.
@CYComedy: My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter.
@JPHaddadio: My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature.