@ManvAlcohol: Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you're no detective.
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@KKAlThani: Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today & I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying "curiosity was here"
@JessicaVarsity: I just leaped over a 3ft tall dog gate with the skill and grace of an olympian to get a snack from microwave. *Adds track star to resume*
@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.