@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"
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@HavocMantis: The homework is due on Monday. "Can I get an extension?" The homework is due on Monday.png
@Try2StopME: Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples.
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@Petote: BF went to text me "almost there" It came out "almost dead" So hungover, I wrote back "thank god" And now he arrived and things are awkward