@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"
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@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in.
@Cheeseboy22: I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me.
@decentbirthday: son: i caught a tadpole! me: actually that's a dadpole son: i'm confused *from fishing net* hi confused, i'm dad
@underchilde: [At neighbor's barbecue] Neighbor: How would you like your steak? Me: At my house with no any company.