@13spencer: Have you guys seen that great television show, "Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"
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@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
@djdarrellripley: Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you...
@duplicitron: Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*