@13spencer: Have you guys seen that great television show, "Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"
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@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
@imence2: Whenever I write out my alimony payment, I put cute things on the memo. Like "for your next divorce" or "clothes that make you feel skinny".
@Malocallidus: I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes