@13spencer: Have you guys seen that great television show, "Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"
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@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
@TheBoydP: How many coworkers have to ask you "what's that pee smell" before you admit you're wearing a new cologne? Is it four? Please say it's four.
@Ygrene: [Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)
@gianni_bcn: Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul