@thenatewolf: Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k

@BuckyIsotope: Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? "Actually that's a myth-" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh

@PimpleEye: Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.

@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?

@pharmasean: A song called "Baby It's Not *THAT* Cold Outside" where I'm just trying to get the lady to leave