@Annekinns: Have you tried locking him in your trunk?
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@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.
@SaltyCorpse: Do you ever go back and read your old tweets and wonder, "My God... What was I on and do I have any left?"?
@CornOnTheGoblin: Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups