@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
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@ambamthankyamam: I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
@barfolishus: My cat just meowed and it sounded like he said "ugh" and I've never agreed with him more
@FullGrownChris: "Where are you all going?" A lifeboat. The Titanic is sinking. "You guys are booked til 2. Trust me, this'll be great exposure for your band