@sageboggs: pope: love all
*everyone cheers*
*he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd*
pope: fifteen-love
@i_zzzzzz: Good slumber party questions:
- What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger
- How many necks have you touched
- What's pesto
@wickedsuga: Kim on FB needs help deciding if the snot in her kid's nose is from allergies or not.
His Dr. says yes, but she really needs your opinion.
@SCbchbum: me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling w/the math: may i offer him a beer?
@donni: Worst Excuses For Being Late
5) Too many dragons
4) Out of dragons
3) I'm not late, Steve is
2) Time is fake
1) Made a list of excuses
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