@BlotterMonkey: Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can't really fly -next"
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@Parker_Simpson: wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot...
@_Kim_Jongun: Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.
@longwall26: If you are a turkey right now and someone offers to cut off your head, stuff you full of dressing, and cook you, do not do it. It is a trap.
@online_shawn: Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan