@BlotterMonkey: Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can't really fly -next"
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@sweet_toof: Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours
@HapInTheCap: Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really.
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first