@atthecubicle: Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
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@curlycomedy: Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am.
@redpawn3: One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade.