@atthecubicle: Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
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@mymumps: [covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: "That's just not what I meant when I said "come prepared"..."
@Dexxe: These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel'.
@OfficialMizGin: Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.