@hobo_hands: Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*
@rage_chaos: "LSD Makes Users Lose Weight" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is
@PretendMaker: *into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers