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@Di0nysus7: He asked what I like in bed so I was honest:

1. My dog
2. iPhone
3. Blankets fresh from the dryer
4. Take out

He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 

1. My dog
2. iPhone 
3. Blankets fresh from the dryer
4. Take out

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