@Lin_Baker: He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO
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@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.
@cat_fvr: *sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*
@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@Marlebean: Its crucial to teach your kids life lessons at home each day Today's lesson is: If you like your life DO NOT WAKE MOMMY UP AT 6AM EVER AGAIN