@ojedge: He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses.
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@FishySnowborder: I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.
@orange_rhymer: Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out
@JPHaddadio: Well, the mechanic called. Apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car.