@ojedge: He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses.
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@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@TheMichaelRock: Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.