@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff
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@tastefactory: [ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] "My dead what?" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!
@urfavoritejoel: Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
@sass_n_ass: Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette