@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
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@myonlymizztake: Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes.
@BillDixonish: If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.
@Iwriteforcats: The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.