@jnrbtsn: He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit.
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@SteveKoehler22: "Found" a nest of ground bees and got stung multiple times. But I was able to remove all the stingers. So yes, my pullout game is strong.
@NYorNothing: Me: We should set up a play date Hot dad at park: You have a kid? Me: No, I said WE should
@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.